no place like here

The origins of Miller Pottery have been the subject of debate for many years. Experts have narrowed the possibilities down to the three most likely.

They are as follows:

• Miller Pottery emerged from the ashes of World War II in a small town in rural New Jersey. The craft of pottery was used by the townfolk as a means of channeling their revolutionary tendencies into a form that could hold coffee. Thus, Miller Pottery was born.
   
• Miller Pottery was simply the creation of some unemployed bum with too much time on his hands and a knack for pottery. Thus, Miller Pottery was born.
   
• Miller Pottery has no true origin. It has always been. Thus, Miller Pottery was born.